Funny Awards for Restaurant Staff

I'm looking to create some funny awards for restaurant staff. Working in the food service industry is a constant source of humor from both customers and coworkers. What better way to blow off some steam than with a little humor? I need ideas for waiters, waitresses, hostesses, kitchen staff, cooks, busboys - anyone involved in food service.

These are for employee awards that you might hand out to coworkers at an end-of-the-year awards ceremony. Plays on restaurant terms like weeds, 86, busing, etc. make great award names. Or focus on common characteristics like always mixing up orders, forgetting the daily specials, or most likely to drop a plate. Examples might be:

• The Eighty Six Award - for the wait person who is always out
• The Weed Whacker Award - for being able to handle any situation
• Jack and the Beanstalk Award - for best upsell

If you look around this site, you'll find tons of free award ideas you could use for food service professionals. Awards like these can be used for any worker - not just those who work in an office environment:

Download Free Funny Staff Award

I really just need ideas and terms specific to the restaurant industry. Don't worry too much about making the awards funny - I can do that. If I get a strong enough response, I'll put the collection together in a new eBook as a companion to my current best-seller Funny Employee Awards. And if I up use your funny award idea in the eBook, I'll make sure you get a complimentary copy when it comes out.

Please submit your award ideas here, post them in the comments section, or email me directly.