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Showing posts with label social-media-awards. Show all posts

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Funny Email Forwards - Free Email Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time forwarding emails? Do they email you the same joke repeatedly? Have they warned you multiple times that cell phone records go public today? Do they really deep down inside believe that Microsoft will pay them a nickel for every email they forward? 

Spammie Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to email forwarding. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting excellence with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then send them an email warning that they must tell five people about the award today or else a Nigerian scammer will lose his kidney.


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! 
If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.

Friday, December 19, 2008

Free Funny Awards for Social Media Addicts

Funny awards recognize the social media addicts and calls them out on their antisocial behavior. Download free MySpace, Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter funny awards to give out this holiday season.


Blogger Award - Download Free AwardDurham, NC (PRWEB) -- Know someone who's addicted to blogging, MySpace, Twitter, or Facebook and want to rub it in a little? Give them a funny award. Corporate comedian Larry Weaver has several awards for the geeks who can't get enough online socializing. The awards are professional and can be printed out at home. They're also budget-friendly -- free.

"We all know people who are addicts - to blogging, Facebook, and other online sites. They are updating their Facebook page while you're talking to them. You have to watch what you say or they'll blog about it. My social media awards are free. Printed one off at home, frame it, and put under the tree for a good laugh this Christmas," said Weaver -- who is a blogger himself.

The funniest part of social media addicts is how seriously they can take themselves. Help them see how funny that is.

Here's a sample of the funny awards:
  • Compulsive Blogger - This is for the person who wants to hang out with other bloggers but can barely communicate in real life. They talk about their blog as if it was the only thing there is. Or they take pictures just for the sake up making a better post. They're likely to blog about getting this award and will take this funny award as a compliment.
  • MySpace Junkie - Give this award to someone who lives out their life on MySpace. They talk about whose added them as a "friends" and are constantly learning how to pimp out their profile. They have several bands as "friends" and when you go to their profile, their friend's music starts playing.
  • Twitter Addict - If you know someone who tweets everything they do and has ever said the word twitterverse, it's a sure sign they're addicted. This is the type of person who defines themselves by how many followers they have on Twitter. They talk about Twitter as if everyone else cares. Another sign? They attend tweetups.
The social media awards acknowledge these time wasting afflictions that a portion of the population suffers from. Make up your own version with Weaver's new eBook (the addicted to eBooks award is coming soon). There are blank awards that can be customized to give to other time wasters, avoiders, and the other characters we encounter in life.

Feel free to blog about these awards or frame them and hang them at work. Just be careful - or the next award could be given to you!

Download 101 Funny Employee Award Certificates

About Larry Weaver and 101 Funny Employee Awards
"Funny Employee Awards: Your Complete Guide to Organizing a Humorous, Entertaining, and Rewarding Recognition Ceremony" was written by Larry Weaver. After sitting through some of the most boring pompous awards ceremonies possible, Weaver decided to help people out. The book has printable awards and tips for making awards ceremonies an entertaining and bonding experience. Weaver has been on numerous television and radio shows and books corporate comedians. He's been on stage with "Weird" Al Yankovic, and has three CDs of funny songs and commercial parodies.

BTW, keep track of all the newest funny awards news, by following Weaver on Twitter @larryweaver.

Monday, December 15, 2008

YouTube Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on YouTube? Are they likely to spend countless hours watching videos of strangers dancing, monkeys falling from trees, and cats riding Roombas? Do they constantly forward videos to you, then harass you about whether or not you've watched them? Do they have YouTube hooked up to their television?

YouTube Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to YouTube. Show them you recognize their video watching excellence with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, print it out, and post it on their office door or cubicle.


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Compulsive Blogger - Addicted to Blogging Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time Blogging? Do they only want to hang out with other bloggers? Are they prone to silent introspection in person, but then share way too much information online? Do they rate life experiences on a scale of "blog-worthiness"?

Blogger Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to blogging. Show them you acknowledge their posting obsession with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then rush back to your computer to see if they blog about winning this award.


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.

Monday, December 8, 2008

MySpace Award - Are you Addicted to MySpace?

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on MySpace? Are they constantly updating their status, adding new "friends", and pimping their profile? Does their layout feature more sparkles and animation than the latest Pixar movie? 

MySpace Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to MySpace. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting acheivement with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. 


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Twitter Addict Award

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on Twitter? Do they tweet to announce they're going to bed, and then again to say they're awake? Do they brag about how many tweeps they have? Do they refer to you in person as "@" yourname?

Twitter Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to Twittering. Show them you acknowledge their Twittering excellence with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then rush back to your computer and wait for the tweet.


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

StumbleUpon Award - You Might be a Stumbleholic

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on StumbleUpon? Do they sit in a dark haze with their finger permanently implanted on the "stumble" button? Do they swear they can quit at any time? Are they known for doing an impression of ring announcer Michael Buffer shouting "Let's get ready to S-T-U-M-B-L-E"?!?

StumbleUpon Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may be a Stumbleholic. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting affliction with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle.


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Facebook Addict Award - Funny Award for Unhealthy Obsession with Facebook

Do you know someone who spends far too much time on Facebook? Are they constantly updating their status, poking "friends", and sending you intrusive application invites? Are you afraid to go out with them for fear that they'll "tag" you in an unflattering photo? Have they ever thrown a sheep at you?

Facebook Award - Download Free Award

If you answered yes to any of these questions, your friend may have a clinical addiction to Facebook. Show them you acknowledge their time wasting fanaticism with this free funny award. Download the certificate, type in their name, and post it on their office door or cubicle. Then rush back to your computer to see if they mention the award in their status.


Download 101 Funny Employee Awards Certificates! If you like this free funny award, be sure to pick up our 101 funny award certificates eBook. These awards are perfect for every worker at any type of business.